Thursday, January 31, 2008

I Call It... GOLDEN BOY!



Gotta love the shoes!

The Perils of Live TV



I realize that this clip is all over the Internet, but it must be shared here.

As Berm can attest, it's hard to find good help.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

This Is Why You Don't have A Week Off Before The Game.

From ESPN's Media Day blog:

"In the quest to find the inner Belichick, the Pats coach was asked to tick off a series of favorites. For the record, the winning TV show is Planet Earth and movie is Gone With the Wind -- though he quickly amended that to Bourne Identity."

1) Why do I care what Belichick's favorite movie is?

2) He said Gone With the Wind "— though he quickly amended that to Bourne Identity." SERIOUSLY? From a sweeping civil war era-epic romance starring two screen icons...to a Matt Damon vehicle with that weird-looking chick from Run Lola Run? I honestly thought the man was a genius, now I'm just puzzled. This is like the football equivalent of hearing Patton say his favorite movie is Lawrence of Arabia, then switching and saying he actually likes Meatballs.

EDIT: I realize that by using his favorite movie to analyze his genius makes point 1 seem irrelevant, but I'm sticking with my original layout.

EDIT 2: What are the odds that Simmons makes a similar mention of the Gone With the Wind-Bourne Identity issue in his next mailbag/column? 4-1? 3-1?

Super Bowl Parties



Super Bowl Week is all about the parties. From the (relatively) tame soirée held at our place, to the most decadent onsite adventures. In many ways, the game itself is an afterthought. Check out this list of all the different parties as compiled by the Boston Herald. If you had one ticket per day and one per night, where would you go??

Click through to this link to find out...

Monday, January 28, 2008

Vegas Conspiracy


From Mike:

I believe Tom Brady's boot and ankle injury is a hoax. Brady is not hurt, but has been paid by Las Vegas, to wear this boot to raise questions about his health. Vegas and the odds makers want to stay away from the largest line in SB History and do not want everyone and their mother to take the Pats to cover.

Thus Brady is wearing the boot and not practicing when the media covers practice...the longer this farce continues, the more the line continues to drop, the more Vegas relaxes.

Did you really think Vegas is going to take a bath on the largest sports event in the world? It is a shame to what extent money influences American sports and an even bigger shame that Brady and Belichick would buy into it.

The PATS will cover, will go undefeated, but at a lesser line causing all those NYG supporters to lose money and like Jerry Seinfeld, Vegas will continue to break even.

Thoughts?

Slip of the Tongue



Duke Alum Jim Spanarkel, a classmate of Magister from MHS, had an unfortunate slip of the tongue when interviewing the Seton Hall coach. Good stuff!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Possible Business Venture...

Check out this article in The Enquirer this morning:

http://news.cincinnati.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080127/COL03/801270389/-1/CINCI

Basically, you pay $20, and you own a share of a minor league player. If that player makes it big, you get big return on your investment. Like fantasy baseball, but for real.