So I was listening to 92.7 (the local Redskins/ESPN affiliate) this morning, and one of the blowhards said this:
"In a season of highs and lows for the Redskins on and off the field, surely the resignation of Joe Gibbs has to be the most shocking and unpredictable event."
Really? Most shocking?? Most unpredictable??? Zuh???????
If I had to set odds on the likelihood of certain events occurring before the season, I would have put it at this:
3-2: Redskins finishing .500 or better
2-1: Redskins making the playoffs
5-1: Redskins winning four straight to make the playoffs
10-1: Redskins making the NFC Championship game
25-1: Redskins making the Super Bowl
50-1: Redskins winning the Super Bowl
3-1: Joe Gibbs Retiring/Resigning
7,500-1: A Redskin murdered in the middle of the season
I think all these figures are accurate. I based them on bets I would have considered from both ways, and the Sean Taylor figure from the total number of professional athletes murdered in the last decade crossed with the overall homicide rate in America.
So, Mr. Bloviated Radio Talking Head, how can you tell me, with a straight face, that considering EVERYTHING, Joe Gibbs retiring was the most shocking thing that happened??