Wednesday, November 4, 2009

TNH Reoccupied

Due to President Obama's offer to stimulate the economy, the Norwood House was repurchased by its original members hoping to somehow claim the $8000. Michael Hanley, Cincinnati resident, was quoted as saying "TNH holds a very special meaning to all of us. Hopefully we can come back together and recreate TNH into what it once was." Hanley hopes that the publishing of this article will bring publicity and interest back to TNH. He also added that long time member Ian Robert Frank was found on a moth-riddled cot, sleeping in the garage of TNH, as he desperately tried to hold onto the original mission of the house. Good luck to everyone.

Monday, May 4, 2009

All Time Coolest Nine


"The 9 players I'd Love To Walk Out of the Cornfield"

1B: Hank Greenberg (Oi!)
2B: Rogers "The Rajah" Hornsby
SS: "The Flying Dutchman", H0nus Wagner
3B: Heinie Groh (Did you just say...?)
LF: Ted Williams (not Dave's uncle)
CF: Ty Cobb (so that he'd have to play next to...)
RF: Roberto Clemente
P: Christy "Big Six" Matthewson
C: Tim McCarver (only because I wish he was no longer living...or at least broadcasting)

What's your's?

Thursday, April 30, 2009

New Favorite Red?

Watch this kid leg it out to first after walk and I think you'll be just as charmed as I was.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Dateline: Cincinnati, Ohio

- In a move that surprised no one, the Norwood House slipped into foreclosure late last night. Most neighbors were not shocked that the once impressive home has fallen into such disrepair. A local man spoke out on the subject:

"I mean...there was one guy who kept coming know, trying to keep it going. But eventually even he just left. Kinda sad, really"

A local real estate agent said:

"It's a classic example of the bursting of the blogging bubble. People in 2007 got so excited but just over extended themselves. They said they'd post every day. Then it became every week. Now...well. Look for yourself."

The Norwood House will go up for auction later this week. An opening offer of $5 has been proferred by local recluse Boo Radley. He declined to comment.

According to unnamed sources, a family of possums has taken up residence in the game room. I call the big one "Bitey".

Tuesday, March 24, 2009


Anyone up for it? Either Atlanta or Baltimore?

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Wish Me Luck

Follow my antics on Twitter: @badanes

Fulfilling a lifetime wish, I will be spending the first and second rounds of the NCAA Tourney in Vegas.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Reds W-L for 2009?

Go ahead, take a stab.

Last year they were 74-88 (Flip guessed 85-77, Mikey guessed 86-76,...also guessed a Cubs WS victory)

I say 80-82 for this year. Allllmost there, but not quite.

ps. Will someone else post something!!!??? I'm lonely.