Dateline: Cincinnati, Ohio
NORWOOD HOUSE FORECLOSURE

- In a move that surprised no one, the Norwood House slipped into foreclosure late last night. Most neighbors were not shocked that the once impressive home has fallen into such disrepair. A local man spoke out on the subject:

"I mean...there was one guy who kept coming around...you know, trying to keep it going. But eventually even he just left. Kinda sad, really"

A local real estate agent said:

"It's a classic example of the bursting of the blogging bubble. People in 2007 got so excited but just over extended themselves. They said they'd post every day. Then it became every week. Now...well. Look for yourself."

The Norwood House will go up for auction later this week. An opening offer of $5 has been proferred by local recluse Boo Radley. He declined to comment.

According to unnamed sources, a family of possums has taken up residence in the game room. I call the big one "Bitey".