Friday, February 13, 2009

Dear Hoot (comma)

Who did you dance with during Square Dance Night at Camp Kern in sixth grade?

Come on...admit it...you remember...we're all friends here...

ps. Does anyone also remember that thing in the cafeteria, where they measured how much food your table threw away at the end of the meal? At first I thought they were just really environmentally conscious. Now I think they we're just a bunch of squeezing, grasping, covetous, old misers clinging to every precious drop of bug juice (which coincidentally, Senator, is what A-Rod thought he was drinking in '03).