Tramp Stamp Nation

Let's see.... how can I best convey to potential suitors the combination of my BoSox allegiance and my sex appeal?

1. Get Boston logo tattooed on the lower back.
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3. Mission Accomplished!

At Least It Wasn't 'He Hate Me'

Check out what Wizards G DeShawn Stevenson has been up to this offseason. Apparently channeling his inner 'V.Young' he became the most recent athlete to add his surname across his shoulders.

His plans include eventually adding his number (#2) below the name and, in his words, 'completing the jersey'. With today's movement of players through trades and free agency, let's hope he doesn't add the full Wizards logo to his chest...