Gentlemen,
I believe today is a day for celebration. We stand at the brink of history, and from this day move forward as a vanguard into a time uncharted in the annals of the human experience. Never before have we found ourselves staring straight into the gaping maw of novelty as we are at this moment. Precedent, you have no place here.
Mark "Moe" Anderson is the sole owner of first place in Fantasy Football.
Let it ring from the hilltops. From Mt. Carmel to Mt. Airy. From Mt. Adams to Mt. Healthy.
All Hail Moe's Tavern and the Moester Coaster. King of the world...at least for a week.
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i just read this now because I was taking the day off!
I am not worthy...
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